If Sonic the Hedgehog was real
Posted by George. Filed under George, Sonic. Tagged with art, Fan Stuff, Sonic the Hedgehog.

I know hedgehogs aren’t blue, but I guess some talented artist decided to remind us again. What I don’t understand is why he is so freakishly strong? Sonic was always either lean or a bit chubby, never Hulk’s son. I’m no Sonic expert, but it looks like they also got his shoes all wrong.
So if Sonic was real he’d look like a crack addict that happens to be a body builder?
[Image from Essenmitsossee]

Comments on this article
There have been 15 responses to this article.
Isn’t that Chizzles?
Sega Uranus
Posted May 11th, 2008 at 6:42 pm.
Don’t show Sonic Team, they might get ideas, and this Sonic just looks wrong, but not wrong as the realistic Mario face does! >< both are gross though.
Shadiwulf
Posted May 11th, 2008 at 8:15 pm.
His legs are huge from running so much.
Kijuna
Posted May 11th, 2008 at 9:50 pm.
Well…yeah, George. Think about it. Sonic runs at the speed of sound. For a hedgehog to be able to do that, it would have to have incredible muscle mass, in both it’s arms and legs, especially if it’s bipedal, as Sonic is.
Whats more, he didn’t get Sonic’s shoes wrong. He portrayed them as realistic looking running sneakers, rather then the triangal-ish pointy things fake Sonic has.
I thought this was a pretty solid look at a realistic Sonic.
nuckles87
Posted May 11th, 2008 at 11:29 pm.
That’s not what’s wrong about the shoes nuckles, the white strip is meant to connect to the bottom.
Also this is rad man, like faaaaar out!
Aki-at
Posted May 12th, 2008 at 5:05 am.
This is not news?
cube_b3
Posted May 12th, 2008 at 10:48 am.
@cube_b3
go make love with IGN =P This is a BLOG how many times do we have to tell you!
Shadiwulf
Posted May 12th, 2008 at 2:41 pm.
This is not news, is not a question its a statement.
ribbitking17
Posted May 12th, 2008 at 8:33 pm.
come on guys trust me sonic is really blue he can have muscels and have sex with amy rose
dante
Posted June 20th, 2008 at 11:07 am.
hes real guys trust me k?
dante
Posted June 20th, 2008 at 11:08 am.
whoever thinks this is not real then your stupid
dante
Posted June 20th, 2008 at 11:10 am.
Hey at least it tried. I think this is a good attempt I know it would take me 4eva 2try something like this. give the guy some credit… stop complaining!
cinos
Posted November 21st, 2008 at 1:36 am.
that was nat cool
shadow
Posted January 19th, 2009 at 6:22 pm.
dante, how is sonic real? Id be sooooo happy if he did! :D
iluvsonic
Posted March 5th, 2009 at 5:54 pm.
ok first of all sonic is a cartoon repeat after me car-toon so it dosent matter what he looks like ok
jctheking
Posted March 30th, 2009 at 1:11 pm.