Sega’s April Fools’: Empire Total War ‘naval’ screens
Posted by Chris. Filed under Chris, News. Tagged with Total War.
Who said Sega didn’t have a good sense of humor? Well, we’re willing to bet Kotaku and Destructoid don’t think so after the Sonic Unleashed fiasco, but they proved they like jokes when they sent us these new Empire Total War screens featuring some hot and sexy “naval” action. Well, a couple of these screens are hot and sexy, the other two are chubby and hairy.
Nice April Fools’ joke, Sega.
We actually thought about doing one ourselves, but the rest of the staff convinced me not to play any mean pranks on our readers. Be sure to listen to this weekend’s episode of the Sega Nerdcast where I’ll unveil some of our diabolical ideas.
Comments on this article
There have been 9 responses to this article.
wat?
Sega Uranus
Posted April 1st, 2008 at 9:30 pm.
Yeah, what? I didn’t understand that at all.
Kijuna
Posted April 1st, 2008 at 10:37 pm.
Do you guys know what a naval is?
Naval is a warship, Navy get it?
Ever had a girlfriend get a ‘Navel piercing’ ? Its a ‘belly button piercing’ as the young whipper snappers call it. Like I said before, Naval = Warships and Navel= Belly button.
George
Posted April 1st, 2008 at 11:08 pm.
BTW, request more pictures of her
http://www.seganerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/empiretw_naval04a.jpg
George
Posted April 1st, 2008 at 11:09 pm.
At least it’s not another damn Rickroll.
Angelo
Posted April 1st, 2008 at 11:40 pm.
“At least it’s not another damn Rickroll.”
Don’t you go bad mouthing The Astley now!
George - looking at that enlarged photo - it looks like her belly area has been airbrushed to oblivion - she looks almost plastic there (but only in the stomach area!)
Also - I wonder if they are employees of Sega and if I can meet them?
Graham
Posted April 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 am.
Ah, Very good. But, what a shame Navel doesnt mean tits… =D
I’m a grump and probably would have prefered some real Empire at War pictures! =(
Ryan
Posted April 2nd, 2008 at 9:11 am.
she has some big ass boobs
thebrains29
Posted March 14th, 2009 at 12:24 pm.
Lol, whats here name again? ;)
she seems goodddddd!
Rik
Posted March 16th, 2009 at 4:36 pm.