Yuko Ogura gets her own mask
Posted by George. Filed under Japan. Tagged with Idol.
Yuko Ogura is an ex-Sega spokes-model; she was recently replaced by Satomi Ishihara. Since you can’t see Yuko’s pretty face in Sega commercials anymore, this amazingly lifelike Japanese “livemask” will provide all your Yuko needs.
This mask will have to do until we get some Satomi Ishihara masks. Yes, I’m going to order a mask as soon as I find out how. No, this isn’t a joke. This mask is awesome and has a lot of practical uses.
The first thing you can use it for is forcing putting it on your girlfriend (or wife), play the Jet Set Radio OST in the background, and have her describe Sega products in Japanese during intercourse.
The second thing you can use it for is an awesome Halloween costume. Get yourself a schoolgirl outfit (sold separately) and hit up all the hot spots. Sure you’ll get your ass pinched by drunk college guys, but at least someone will notice that you work out.
[Source Tokyo Times Via Kotaku]
Comments on this article
There have been 5 responses to this article.
Now THIS is tasteful, humorous journalism. Good writing :D
nuckles87
Posted August 23rd, 2007 at 10:03 am.
oh shit I so want that!
Jack
Posted August 23rd, 2007 at 11:01 am.
That’s terrifying!
Saphion
Posted August 23rd, 2007 at 1:10 pm.
Where can I buy this? I would totally wear it! lol
Jack
Posted August 23rd, 2007 at 1:29 pm.
This is just as dead, lifeless and scary as my girlfriends sex face. I’ll stick with the paper bag.
Ryan
Posted August 23rd, 2007 at 5:00 pm.