Ethan Thomas, you look like crap
Posted by Chris. Filed under Chris, Microsoft Xbox 360, Sony PlayStation 3. Tagged with Condemned, Sega Gamer's Day.
Wow Ethan, what the hell’s happened to you? You look like you’ve just fought through mounds of psychotic homeless people who are hellbent on kicking your ass or something. It appears the past few years have been pretty damn hard, especially compared to what you looked like back in 2005.
As Sega announced Condemned 2: Bloodshot at its Sega Gamer’s Day a couple days ago, we completely missed the new character art of Ethan, and all we can say is “Damn dude, do you like need a nap or something?”
In his first outing, Ethan seemed to be a pretty normal guy until he started being haunted by a deranged serial killer while realizing he had some pretty strange abilities.
Apparently, the events that transpired have “left him a broken man – a desperate burnout drifting aimlessly through society in an inexplicable decline,” according to Sega’s press release. Yeah … ya think?
In the game, Ethan must find his missing partner while “fighting inner demons throughout his one-man investigation into a sinister conspiracy, [he] will need to use anything and everything in the environment to survive as he unravels the mysteries shrouding the city in darkness.”
Well, sign me up for two. I can’t friggin’ wait.
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