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Off Topic Friday!: 20 Things You Should Only Do Once….

Posted by Graham. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged with Exclusive, Off-Topic.

You know it’s not always a good idea, but humans are curious creatures and like to find out why we shouldn’t do certain things. Well here’s a list of 20 things you should only do once in your life, some you may do more than once- but it’s not advisable….

1.Donate a Kidney  

2.Ask for ‘Extras’ during a massage at a posh health club

3.Date a woman with a snake tattoo

4.Believe the taxman will stop sending those letters

5.Claim to be multi-lingual at a job interview

6.Make your own pasta

7.Buy any form of technology from a street market

8.Befriend an odd neighbour

9.Buy shares on recommendation of a taxi driver

10.Start a conversation with a late-night security guard

11.Make admiring references about your girlfriend’s sister’s breasts

12.Try to lick the ice off the railing on a moving ski-lift

13.Put Diesel in a Petrol car

14.Got to church for the free wine

15.Spray Ralgex on a groin injury

16.Mistake shaving foam for deodorant

17.Put your finger in a fan

18.Eat a hot-dog from a dodgy street vendor

19.Check to see if an electric fence is working

20.Attempt to jump over five kids on a mountain bike at a barbeque